Not Too Bright...

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• Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.


• Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching.


• She's from the shallow end of the gene pool.


• A room temperature IQ.


• Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold them together.


• A gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.


• A prime candidate for natural deselection.


• Bright as Alaska in December.


• Nearly as bright as a one celled organism.


• Donated his body to scientists... Before he was done using it.


• Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.


• He's so dense, light bends around him.


• If brains were taxed, she'd get a rebate.


• If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.


• If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you get change back.


• If you stand close enough to her, you can hear the ocean.


• One neuron short of a synapse.


• Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but she just gargled.


• Takes him 1.5 hours to watch "60 Minutes".


• Was left on the Tilt-A-Whirl a bit too long as a baby.


• Wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.