Sunday, April 28, 2013

Not Too Bright...

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  • Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

  • Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching.

  • She's from the shallow end of the gene pool.

  • A room temperature IQ.

  • Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold them together.

  • A gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.

  • A prime candidate for natural deselection.

  • Bright as Alaska in December.

  • Nearly as bright as a one celled organism.

  • Donated his body to scientists... Before he was done using it.

  • Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.

  • He's so dense, light bends around him.

  • If brains were taxed, she'd get a rebate.

  • If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.

  • If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you get change back.

  • If you stand close enough to her, you can hear the ocean.

  • One neuron short of a synapse.

  • Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but she just gargled.

  • Takes him 1.5 hours to watch "60 Minutes".

  • Was left on the Tilt-A-Whirl a bit too long as a baby.

  • Wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.

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