Monday, April 29, 2013

Life of an egg compared to a man

Life of an egg compared to a man - Funny Joke And Cartoons " Life of an egg compared to a man ". Amazing jokes, a large site with funny jokes and cartoons.

If you think a guy's life is bad compare it to an egg.


You only get laid once.
You only get eaten once.
It takes 4 minutes to get hard.
It takes 2 minutes to get soft.
You have to share a box with eleven other guys.
And the only chick to sit on your face is your mother.

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