Banjo joke

Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

Bass joke

Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Six. One to change it, five to fight off the lead guitarists who are hogging the light.

Music joke

Disco is to music what Etch-A-Sketch is to art.