Signs You're Really Broke

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• American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!"


• Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a fine restaurant.


• You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank.


• You've rolled so many pennies, you've formed a psychic bond with Abe.


• Long distance companies no longer call you to switch.


• Your credit card companies raised the rates from 6.9% to 24.9%.


• You see your roommate as a large fried chicken in tennis shoes.


• You receive care packages from Europe.


• Your bologna has no first name.


• You rob Peter...and then rob Paul.


• You finally clean your house, hoping to find change.


• You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.


• You give blood everyday - for the orange juice.


• McDonalds supplies you with all your kitchen condiments.


• Consumer Credit Counseling services said "No."


• The neighborhood dog stopped sniffing at your pockets.